Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear....I'm now logged in."

Wife: Have you brought the groceries?

Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife: But I told you in the morning

Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?

Wife: What about my new TV?

Husband : Variable not found . . .

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband : Too many parameters . . .

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.

Husband : It's by Default.