-if vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?

no guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

cocain is gods way of telling you you make too much money.

if quiters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool that
first said "quit while you are ahead"?

if you don't die from it it is healthy.

everybody should believe in something.........i believe i'll have another drink.

it is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

if everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is going on.

it is better to be looked over than to be overlooked

-if con is the opposite of pro, then would the opposite of progress be
 congress?

duct tape is like the force-there is a light side and a dark side and it
 holds the universe together.

there are three kinds of people. those who count and those who can't. !!!