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A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil anwered: Its the past tense of course.


Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.


 

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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.


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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks. I am feeling much better now


I send you this fish
as a sign of our
FRIENDSHIP please
take care of it, Keep it
in your mobile.
Daily put your mobile in water,
So dat this fish wont die.


 

Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,

Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai


Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”