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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1 msg bhej ke 10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye - naye dost banate ho.

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko bari fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi…

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari

Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari

Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari

Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi

Us nay kaha chatey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari

Us nay kaha Pachtaoge,
Main nay kaha KismatHamari

Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai.
Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI

7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
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Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko