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main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
“MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD”


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Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!


Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
.
.
.
Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..


Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…


Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa'yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai…


Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote No match, due to rain!!!


Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya
paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar
woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi…