sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.
Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me!
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case.
You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
