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	Jab sey tumhain jana hai, jab sey tumhain paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, Ta k poochhu rab say . . . . ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai

	If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me, come to me… But If you need money. . . . . . . . . THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

	Ladies hostel caught Fire It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen under control.

	What happens when a lion roars thrice? - - - - - Think - - - - - Any guess? - - - - - Ok i will tell you.. - - - - - Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

	When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

	Future plans of childrens: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot. Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor. Bina: I want 2 b a good mother. Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

	I always think about U. I can't live without U. I really need U. I'm totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I'm very desperate for U. I'm crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. That's all what my mamma say to me