Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
God thought that since he couldnt b everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldnt be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is “AQAL HO NA HO”
Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism… kapkapatay hont…. larkharati Aawaz… thartharata badan . . . . mujhe pehle se shak tha k tumhain Malaria hai…..
Dil say dil mila ker to daikho hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,
SMS to kia call bhi karaingay, kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”? JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga
bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay …. !!!!
