Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,
Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay
Tum
Achey
Imandaar
Sundur
Samajhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh walay
Ho….
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pata karo yeh afwahain
kon phaila raha ha
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud
Life ho to aise…
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyaar,
Wednesday ko mangni,
Thursday ko barat,
Friday ko fighting,
Satursday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next.
Life ho to aise…
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyaar,
Wednesday ko mangni,
Thursday ko barat,
Friday ko fighting,
Satursday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next.
Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles
They decided 2 use pigeons,
One day pigeon reached without letter,
Angry Majnu asked laila what's this?
