TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Arshad: Me!
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”
In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf. Husband keeps watching.
Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR ka intezar kertay raho gay.
am a killer!
i kill poople for money,
i am a killer! i kill people for money,
but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:
The human brain is most outstanding thing……. it functions 24hrs 365 days….. it functions right from the time u r Born…. until you fall in love
