Doctor ne admi se pucha …
Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?
Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50)
saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
Q: What did the gangster's son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me…
but u have crackjacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney
