Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai… . . . . . . . . . HAAN…! . . . . . Aye pyaray watan (Pakistan) Hamain Tumse Pyar Hai….
Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas
Aankhon Me Sharafat, Chaal Me Nazakat, Dil Me Sachai, Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou . . . . . Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai “BHAI”
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain, Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao
Accounts k student ki gaali:-
Salay bounced cheque, Dharti pe liability, Paidaishi bad debt, Dishonoured bill, Insolvent admi, Khandan ka net loss,
tu paida kion howa ?
A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied: “So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”
