Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend:What is this? Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 chunti ko cherta hai. chunti ghusay mei Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo warna mard hamary ghar me b hain
He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said… No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. “Allah k naam par dey de baba”
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy, un tenon ko jaga theek se nahi mil rahi thi. phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.
