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	Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.

	Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain… Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

	Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha, Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha, mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha, Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha, Mujhe jiS beD per litaya is k nichay bomb tha, Mujhey to bomb se uraya, goli main kahan dam tha or mujhe sarak per dafnaya Q K us din,Qabristan main function tha

	In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

	1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi, Dosri makhi nay kaha, “Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey” Pehli makhi boli: “Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”

	Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Wah wah..!! Irshad Irshaad..!! Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain…

	Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives “Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service”.